This is Called New Year’s Resolutions

I’m going to kick 2017’s ass
so hard-
so hard the 7 will become a lightning bolt.
And don’t act like you didn’t know, the 7 is the ass of 2017.

I’m going to kick 2017’s stomach
so hard-
so hard the 1 will become a “less than” sign for a math equation.
And don’t act like you didn’t know, the 1 is the stomach of 2017.

I’m going to kick 2017’s head
so hard-
so hard the 0 will become a thick c.
And don’t act like you didn’t know, the 0 is the head of 2017.

I’m going to kick 2017’s legs
so hard-
so hard the 2 will become a half a clothes hanger.
And don’t act like you didn’t know, the 2 is the legs of 2017.

But I wonder, what will I turn into when 2017 kicks back…